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Join Me at Upwell: A Wave of Ocean Justice — Our Fourth Year!
March 24, 2026
How close did the world’s first deep-sea mining come to the dredging the world’s largest cold-water coral reef?
March 17, 2026
Here are some ocean conservation technologies that I’m excited about
February 19, 2026
Walking Backwards Into the Future: Applying Indigenous Knowledge to Deep Sea Mining
February 5, 2026
The Urgency Does Not Exist: My statement on Deep-sea Mining to the Subcommittee on Energy and Mineral Resources
January 24, 2026
Bipartisan Concern Expressed Over Deep Sea Mining at Congressional Hearing
January 23, 2026

I’m coming to Sharks International! Let’s chat!

Posted on April 16, 2026 By David Shiffman No Comments on I’m coming to Sharks International! Let’s chat!
I’m coming to Sharks International! Let’s chat!
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I am excited to be attending the upcoming Sharks International conference in Colombo, Sri Lanka! If you’re attending, I’d love to chat with you about your work. Here’s how to find me. This photo of me at Sharks International 2018 in Brazil is now my official Amazon author photo. (I donated that costume to a … Read More “I’m coming to Sharks International! Let’s chat!” »

Fun facts and FAQs about Megalodon, Maryland’s new (and definitely extinct) official state shark

Posted on April 15, 2026 By David Shiffman No Comments on Fun facts and FAQs about Megalodon, Maryland’s new (and definitely extinct) official state shark
Fun facts and FAQs about Megalodon, Maryland’s new (and definitely extinct) official state shark
Education, Science

This week, Maryland became the first U.S. State to have an official state shark! Otodus megalodon was a really cool shark that is rightfully beloved by many, and Maryland’s Calvert Cliffs are a major source of Megalodon fossils of this awesome animal (which is definitely and unequivocally super-duper extinct). I wanted to join in the … Read More “Fun facts and FAQs about Megalodon, Maryland’s new (and definitely extinct) official state shark” »

Ocean scientists need to learn a lesson from NASA

Posted on April 14, 2026April 14, 2026 By Chris Parsons No Comments on Ocean scientists need to learn a lesson from NASA
Ocean scientists need to learn a lesson from NASA
Exploration, Oceanography for Everyone, Popular Culture, Science

My social media this week was full of space. When Artemis I splashed down, the world watched in awe. When the James Webb Space Telescope unrolled its golden mirrors, it felt like a win for humanity. NASA has mastered the art of making space science matter to the public. Meanwhile, ocean science (the study of … Read More “Ocean scientists need to learn a lesson from NASA” »

Loot, pillage and ransack the oceans: unpacking the 2026 Trump Administration ocean science budget

Posted on April 13, 2026 By Southern Fried Science No Comments on Loot, pillage and ransack the oceans: unpacking the 2026 Trump Administration ocean science budget
Loot, pillage and ransack the oceans: unpacking the 2026 Trump Administration ocean science budget
Policy

The 2026 budget proposal from the Trump administration just dropped, and if you’re a fan of having a functional ocean, breathable air … or whales, you might want to sit down. We’ve seen “lean” budgets before, but this isn’t a haircut; it’s a lobotomy of U.S. marine science that shifts our entire blue backyard from … Read More “Loot, pillage and ransack the oceans: unpacking the 2026 Trump Administration ocean science budget” »

How to fix the UN Decade of Ocean Science

Posted on April 9, 2026 By Chris Parsons No Comments on How to fix the UN Decade of Ocean Science
How to fix the UN Decade of Ocean Science
Exploration, Oceanography for Everyone, Open Science, Policy, Science

In a previous post an uncomfortable reality was highlighted:  that the UN Decade of Ocean Science for Sustainable Development (2021–2030) has, so far, delivered more branding than transformation. Despite much initial hyping, it has really failed to deliver on its promises so far. That may sound harsh. But halfway through the decade, its biggest outputs … Read More “How to fix the UN Decade of Ocean Science” »

Playing God – How the ESA “God Squad” just voted for the extinction of a uniquely American whale

Posted on April 9, 2026April 14, 2026 By Southern Fried Science No Comments on Playing God – How the ESA “God Squad” just voted for the extinction of a uniquely American whale
Playing God – How the ESA “God Squad” just voted for the extinction of a uniquely American whale
Conservation, News, Science

On March 31, 2026, the federal Endangered Species Committee (previously dubbed the “God Squad”) met for the first time in three decades to do exactly what their name suggests: deciding the fate of an entire species. In a record-breaking 15-minute meeting (barely enough time to order a latte), the committee voted unanimously the committee granted a … Read More “Playing God – How the ESA “God Squad” just voted for the extinction of a uniquely American whale” »

The UN Decade of Ocean Science: A failure to launch

Posted on April 1, 2026 By Chris Parsons
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Back in 2017, the United Nations announced something that sounded genuinely exciting: a Decade of Ocean Science for Sustainable Development (2021–2030). The idea was to have ten years of coordinated global investment in ocean science to help solve the ocean’s biggest problems, such as climate change, marine biodiversity collapse, pollution and fisheries mismanagement. As well … Read More “The UN Decade of Ocean Science: A failure to launch” »

Reflections on science and my role in it, ten years since my Ph.D. defense

Posted on April 1, 2026 By David Shiffman 2 Comments on Reflections on science and my role in it, ten years since my Ph.D. defense
Reflections on science and my role in it, ten years since my Ph.D. defense
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I defended my Ph.D. on April 1, 2016. Ten years later, I’m not where I thought I’d be, but I couldn’t be happier with how things turned out. My original goals If you had asked me on April 1, 2016 what career path I had planned after I finished graduate school, my answer would have … Read More “Reflections on science and my role in it, ten years since my Ph.D. defense” »

Phantom science – how “AI slop” is making environmental policy

Posted on March 30, 2026March 31, 2026 By Chris Parsons 1 Comment on Phantom science – how “AI slop” is making environmental policy
Phantom science – how “AI slop” is making environmental policy
Academic life, Policy, Science

There’s a new specter haunting environmental governance, and it doesn’t rattle ghostly chains, it’s its generating phantom science. Recently, I was reading a government report trying to find scientific justifications for environmental actions when I ran into some citations that looked interesting. So, I tried to look them up. Despite a full, official looking citation … Read More “Phantom science – how “AI slop” is making environmental policy” »

We Need a “Starfleet” for the Oceans

Posted on March 30, 2026 By Chris Parsons
Exploration, Uncategorized

There’s a particular kind of optimism baked into the Star Trek franchise that feels almost alien in 2026. It’s not the warp drives, transporters or other advanced technology. But rather it’s the idea that a uniformed service could exist primarily for exploration, science, diplomacy, and the collective good. “Starfleet” (the organization in the Star Trek … Read More “We Need a “Starfleet” for the Oceans” »

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